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A covert unit of elite operatives, all women, all with varying shades of blonde hair (yes, it’s a plot point—stay with me), take on a shadow syndicate that made the mistake of insulting their hairdresser. No, really. The villain’s first line is, “That buttery highlight looks unprofessional.” And it only gets more unhinged from there.

Let’s get one thing straight: I picked up The Blonde Brigade expecting a pulpy, low-stakes action romp. What I got was a peroxide-fueled fever dream that made John Wick look like a gentle yoga class. blonde brigade