!!install!!: Amazing Strange Rope Police

And no, this isn’t about law enforcement with lassos. It’s something far stranger.

So, next time you see a rope lying on the ground—ignore it at your peril. Kick it, and you might just feel a cold wind. Cut it improperly, and don’t be surprised if your belt loops are all sewn shut the next morning. amazing strange rope police

Because somewhere in the shadows, hidden in the belfries, the shipyards, and the climbing gyms at 2 AM, the Amazing Strange Rope Police are watching. And they have just one thing to say to the careless world: And no, this isn’t about law enforcement with lassos