Ever the opportunist, Principal Ava turns the school parking lot into a paid tailgating spot for Philadelphia Eagles fans. Key Moments and Guest Stars
The bench is clearly broken. The leg has snapped off.
GREGORY You’re going to trip over the rug, Janine. You trip over flat surfaces.
MR. JOHNSON enters, holding a small, charred piece of wood.
MR. JOHNSON (To camera) I didn’t burn it. I took it to my garage. I’m gonna strip it, stain it, and sell it on Etsy. Vintage industrial chic. Abbott hustle never stops.
MR. JOHNSON walks by, pushing a mop.
JACOB (To camera) I was just teaching vocabulary. I wanted to show them the heft of knowledge. I didn't know the floor was slanted. Physics is a harsh mistress.
Ever the opportunist, Principal Ava turns the school parking lot into a paid tailgating spot for Philadelphia Eagles fans. Key Moments and Guest Stars
The bench is clearly broken. The leg has snapped off.
GREGORY You’re going to trip over the rug, Janine. You trip over flat surfaces.
MR. JOHNSON enters, holding a small, charred piece of wood.
MR. JOHNSON (To camera) I didn’t burn it. I took it to my garage. I’m gonna strip it, stain it, and sell it on Etsy. Vintage industrial chic. Abbott hustle never stops.
MR. JOHNSON walks by, pushing a mop.
JACOB (To camera) I was just teaching vocabulary. I wanted to show them the heft of knowledge. I didn't know the floor was slanted. Physics is a harsh mistress.