A giant mechanical spider. Kenneth Branagh as a Confederate mad scientist. Steampunk for dummies. It's loud, misogynist, and cost $170 million. The song is better than the movie.
Oscar winners (Judi Dench, Ian McKellen) crawl around meowing. "Butthole cut" became a meme for a reason. It's uncanny, bewildering, and was initially released with unfinished CGI (patches of human hands visible). A disaster for the ages. taste of cinema 20 worst movies ever made listchallenges
Chemistry that registers on zero instruments. Dialogue that sounds like a bot trained on Harlequin novels. For a movie about BDSM, it's astonishingly sterile. The sequels got worse, but this one started the fever. A giant mechanical spider