Missy lapped me. Twice. She is built for speed. I am built for theoretical physics. My legs are levers, not pistons.
“The math suggested otherwise,” I replied. “Besides, Meemaw has a second cake in her car. A chocolate one. With no ceremonial restrictions.” young sheldon s01e22 m4a
The stated reason was “charity.” The unstated reason, which I deduced immediately, was that my mother, Mary Cooper, was attempting to fill the “God-shaped hole” in my life following my recent excommunication from the church. Her logic was that endorphins from running would replicate the spiritual euphoria of communion. This is scientifically inaccurate. Endorphins block pain. They do not provide absolution for original sin. Missy lapped me
My sister, Missy, saw the race as an opportunity to wear a new tracksuit. My brother, Georgie, saw it as an opportunity to do nothing. I saw it as a four-kilometer walk through a humid ecosystem teeming with sweat and social obligation. I am built for theoretical physics
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