1 Minute Monologues For Teenage Males [better]

Principal Halloway, you can suspend me. You can expel me. But please, don’t call Animal Control. I promised him he’d see the homecoming game. He’s a fan. He bleeds school spirit. Literally, he ate a pennant."

You know what the worst part is? I actually thought tonight was going to be different. I practiced. In the mirror, like an idiot, I actually practiced what I was going to say. And then you walk in and—boom—it’s a joke. It’s all just a big joke to you. 1 minute monologues for teenage males

Got it? Good. Now put the wrench back before Dad sees we touched his tools." Principal Halloway, you can suspend me

It’s not funny to me. This... this is the only thing I think about. And you just made sure she knows I’m a punchline. So, thanks. Thanks for the 'help.' You can go back inside. I’m good here." I promised him he’d see the homecoming game

"I want someone to tell me what to believe in. Who to vote for and who to love and how to… tell them. I just think I want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far, I think I've been getting it wrong. Everyone else seems to have received this secret manual on how to be a person, and I’m just standing here with the packaging. I’m doing the steps, but nothing is clicking into place. Is there a 'troubleshooting' section for this? Or am I just the only one who didn't get the update?" Tips for a Great Audition