Big Butt Road Trip

Directed by David Zucker, the mind behind comedy classics like Airplane! and The Naked Gun , An American Carol is a satirical take on Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol . Instead of Ebenezer Scrooge, we have Michael Malone (played by Kevin Farley), a slovenly, America-hating documentary filmmaker clearly modeled after Michael Moore. Instead of the ghosts of Past, Present, and Future, Malone is visited by the ghosts of American patriots (including General George Patton and George Washington) who try to teach him the value of freedom and the military.

We avoided: Burritos, chili, and anything sold under a heat lamp. big butt road trip

Travelers can also enjoy water sports, fishing, and boating on the numerous lakes and rivers along the route, such as in South Carolina and Lake Norman in North Carolina. Directed by David Zucker, the mind behind comedy

If you are planning a you aren't just looking for miles of highway—you are looking for the biggest, boldest, and most "behind-heavy" landmarks the world has to offer. From massive animal sculptures to quirky roadside monuments, this itinerary celebrates the oversized and the cheeky. Instead of the ghosts of Past, Present, and

We arrived in Nashville with flat soda, sore tailbones, and three absolutely filthy air fresheners.