Table Hockey Hijinks [new]

Appoint a non-playing spectator to track airborne pucks.

Time slows down. The puck hits the ceiling fan blade. The ceiling fan is on. Thwack-thwack-thwack. table hockey hijinks

Novices always resort to "spinning"—twirling the rods at Mach speed. This transforms plastic wingers into tiny, uncontrollable propeller blades. Appoint a non-playing spectator to track airborne pucks