Let’s strip away the vines and look at the very specific, very sweaty subgenre of cinema: The Hot Tarzan Movie.

Let’s be honest. You didn’t type "Tarzan educational documentary" into the search bar.

The "Tarzan hot movie" isn't really about acting or plot. It's about the .

So, whether you came here for Christopher Lambert’s brooding intensity in Greystoke (1984), Alexander Skarsgård’s shirtless CGI-assisted run in The Legend of Tarzan (2016), or the glorious cheese of the 80s, we welcome you.

Now go watch that Casper Van Dien scene on YouTube. You know the one. Swing safely.

For Gen X and elder Millennials, this is the definitive "hot Tarzan." He was clean-shaven, perfectly coiffed, and looked like he smelled like sandalwood and aggression.

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