I hung up. I sat in the dark, the corpse of my ASUS Zephyrus glowing faintly under the light of my monitor. The warranty card sat beside it. It wasn't a promise. It was a maze. A beautiful, labyrinthine, legally-binding maze designed to protect the Minotaur, not the hero.

This report outlines the standard warranty policies provided by ASUS for its hardware products (laptops, desktops, monitors, and mobile devices). It details the duration of coverage, what is included and excluded, how to verify the specific warranty status of your serial number, and the process for filing a claim.

To determine the exact expiration date for your specific device, you need the (found on the bottom of the laptop, back of the monitor, or on the box).

I stared at the screen. A lunar quarter? I Googled it. It was a real thing.

: Use the Official Warranty Status Inquiry tool by entering your device's Serial Number (SN) .