The first time nine-year-old Rohan said it, his grandmother almost choked on her tea.

A shy boy named Kabir said, “I’ll build the cardboard spaceship.”

“You are a film?” his grandmother chuckled, wiping her chin. “Beta, you are a boy. Skin and bones and too many questions.”

On Annual Day, the auditorium was packed. Parents, grandparents, the chief guest—a grumpy local politician. The first skit went fine. The second was boring. Then Rohan’s class came on stage.

as Chandni Chopra, the stunning chemistry teacher and Ram's love interest. Suniel Shetty as the antagonist Raghavan Dutta. Zayed Khan as Lakshman "Lucky" Prasad Sharma. Amrita Rao as Sanjana "Sanju" Bakshi.