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She slipped the starlight sock onto her hand like a glove. Instantly, the ship’s cook—who had been grumbling about the lack of treasure—froze. His face softened. He walked over to Gruff, patted the walrus’s rough head, and said, “You know, I’ve never told you this, but I appreciate the way you polish your tusks every morning. It’s inspiring.”

Confidence isn’t about being perfect; it’s about appreciating the curves in the road (and the furniture). 😂🍑 bootyfull surprise